Woo Hoo!!!

Yay, we are celebrating.

We are going to hit 15000 page views today, even if I have to go to everyone’s house and type the address in myself. When I started writing my thoughts down on here, just over four months ago, I never dreamed of getting to 1500 page views, let alone 15000. I have you to thank for that, so thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. It makes me feel like much less of a loser when people say nice things, and read things I’ve written. I am a truly lucky man, and I’m constantly humbled by all of you.

For this jumbled Sunday, I’m going to let you know a few things that we might try here on the blog. I’m going to tell you about our visit from an angry Frenchman, and tell you about all the poops I had yesterday. Okay, I won’t tell you about them, but I might tell you a bit about my friend Brad, who is going to do some speed-stepping up the CN Tower, my upcoming trip to the Dominican, and how I won the LottoMax draw last night.

First off, a few ideas for things to do that will spice things up here. When I was at Aaron and Lannie’s, Lannie thought it would be a great idea if she found clothing treasures like this bolt of sex at the thrift shop.

I doubt you'll ever find a jewel like this one, but I sure hope you do

…and mailed them to me to wear. I of course thought that it was a splendid idea, and made it known that I would not only wear them, I’d wear them in a photo shoot for the blog. I then thought that I could open it up for everyone to seek out some truly wonderful thrift store gems, and mail them in. Hey, who couldn’t use some good used clothing? If it takes off, we could make it a regular thing each week. Maybe we could call it Trash or Treasure Tuesday or something like that. If you have any ideas, let us know. We were thinking that there could be votes on whether they were trash or treasures, and the treasures could go on to the next round. I suppose the ensemble at the end could be worn to a party, and I could be photographed extensively in a public setting. This could be a very crazy idea, but I find that people enjoy making other people look silly, so it might work out fine.

The other idea was actually all mine. I haven’t even run it by Mrs. B yet, but I’d like to do a sex show, where readers send us video of them having sex, and we critique your performance. I really like the idea, and think it will be a big hit. If you are shy about hundreds of people seeing you have sex, you can send it in, and I’ll watch it myself, and I’ll send you back a full report on what I think you are doing right/wrong. It’s a free service that we provide here.

Now for the angry Frenchman’s visit. It was something to behold, and hopefully within the next few days, we will have the rundown for you. Luckily I’m tight with a photographer, who was able to take pictures at different intervals of our meeting. I think you’ll have as much fun as we had. Just so you know, this is JSA

Yeah, he doesn't look angry, but wait til he gets some booze into him

He came over for a few beer, and one thing led to another, and you know, things got a little crazy. He’s one of those people that are quite unpredictable, and sometimes say things that can be construed as “biting”, or “cruel”. Other than that, he’s a very decent fellow, and I look forward to a long and fruitful friendship.

Phallic envy?

Now for the poops that I had. Oh right, I promised I wouldn’t tell you about their glory. Well then, I’ll tell you again about my friend Brad, and his daughter’s birthday wish. Instead of getting birthday presents, she asked her Dad to please climb the stairs at the CN Tower to raise money for the WWF. Not only was that unselfish on her part, it was a pretty great thing, that he accepted the challenge. He could have made an excuse, and thrown some money at the problem, but he agreed to climbing up and down the 1760 steps to make his little girl happy. I don’t know about you, but I say that’s a pretty good dad right there. Change The Topic donated a part of the earnings from the ads to the cause. Hey, if a lovely young girl, and a crusty old man can help out, why can’t we do something? I’m sure as hell not going to climb any stairs, so isn’t this the next best thing? You can support Brad by clicking the link.

This is the link

Now for the trip. We are traveling to the Barcelo in Puerto Plata, with some of our favourite people. Included in this sunny extravaganza will be Gadget and Penny, along with Princess Beaner who will be accompanied by her man, Stan. I just know that we are going to have a great time, and I can’t wait to go deep sea fishing, and do some diving and snorkeling and all that. The only other time that I got a chance for some ocean fishing was in Key West, and it got cancelled because not enough people showed up. I was a little pissed, and pissed off. I had been sitting on the boat drinking for a few hours with the crew, and by the time we realized we weren’t going anywhere, I was too hammered for anything but a cab ride. Way too many mojitos and beer that day. Mrs. B is bringing her camera, so we should have some play by play for you guys as we go along.

I'm getting a bit excited.

I’m going to skedaddle on out of here, T is bored, and doesn’t understand why I have to sit at the computer when she has nothing to do. It’s hard to explain that I am writing stories that she won’t be able to read for at least ten years, and because I decided to run up to the cocoon last night and take care of her mom, I didn’t get to finish the one for today. Oh yeah, I didn’t win the LottoMax, so I guess I’ll keep looking for work.

Daddy won a radio, tuned it to a country show,

Birdman

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6 thoughts on “Woo Hoo!!!

  1. I love this one Birdman! Especially the clothing pics and thrifty ideas! I’m gonna have to frequent the local salvation army fir some digs! The Dominican adventures surely will be the most fun to date! As for the lottomax winnings, sorry you didn’t win, that must mean I did!
    See you on the other side!
    Gadget

    • I can’t wait to see what you find. The Blue Box is a good place to look as well. Try and find me a nice suit if you can. Thanks pal.

  2. Hats are probably the only thing that make me happy in life, other than whores. So thanks for the false image of me happy. About the trifty idea, I have underwear with skid marks coming your way. This will be great.

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