We Picked Up A Groomsman

Scooter and I went to the airport to pick up Dustin on Saturday night, and spent a few hours toodling around the city in hopes of adventure. We managed to secure an 8-ball of coke and some E from a dude at the bus stop, but Scooter got ripped off, and we ended up snorting baking powder and popping some Levitra. Not a good scene at all. We drove around looking for hookers for a few hours, until the pills wore off, but by then it was time to go home.

As you can probably guess, we didn’t really do all of that stuff, but we did pick up my groomsman, Dustin. I am telling you this because we are getting married in five days, and I won’t be blogging much for the next week. I’ll try to put up a few updates here and there, but on the whole we aren’t going to to have very much time for anything but getting ready for the wedding.

Aaron is showing up today, and we will be getting tuxes fitted tomorrow. There’s barn prep, sightseeing and now meal worm watching. Yep, last night we found meal worms in the washroom, and have since emptied the cupboards, washroom, drawers, floors and anything else we could think of [WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE MEAL WORMS?  :S  SOOOO GROSS] (You may have guessed that while I was taking the girls to the bus, my future bride decided she would read and comment on the blog post. I’m leaving it in, as you already know.)

Yep, we found about a dozen of these buggers. Nice, eh?

Meal worms are the larvae of the pantry moths, but luckily we didn’t get the moths… YET! I hope we never do, but I guess we will deal with that if it happens. It’s not clear exactly where they came from, or what food they were in, but to be safe, we threw out everything that wasn’t sealed in the cupboards and pantry. I hate wasting food, but I hate listening to an already stressed out woman bellowing about how gross the house is, how this is just perfect timing, and how she doesn’t need this shit right now, even more. Anyhow, this is what we’re up against at the moment, and as long as they don’t infiltrate The Cocoon, we should be just tickity boo.

I’m going to get off of here, and try to get some shit done, but just thought I’d update you on how things are going. I’ll try to post a short update each day, and if any of you folks have a story you’d like to put up while I’m on hiatus, I would really appreciate it. You know I’ll keep your name a secret if it’s especially juicy.

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get ma-a-arried,

Birdman

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4 thoughts on “We Picked Up A Groomsman

  1. You mean that wasn’t coke? Why did I gt so high then?

    Although, it explains why I wanted to chew someone’s face off. Or is it only sniffing bath salts that does that?

  2. Ha! Meal worms aren’t gross…well, yes they are. But not gross like if you guys had a roach infestation, that’s nasty. I can imagine Mrs. B stressing out over them though because I probably would be too. Maybe she needs some extra cocoon time. 😉

  3. Damn! I need the meal worms for my sugar gliders. I am sorry that you guys are having to deal with that with the whole wedding thing. I’m so excited for you… about the wedding, not the worms.

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