Dec 05

Is This It?

Is this what we’ve been living for? Money, power, to have the most shit?

I look around me and I am truly frightened by what I see. Maybe I’m wrong, but it’s as if no one cares anymore. I think it has been coming since the 50’s, kind of when people started forgetting about The Great Depression. I guess I shouldn’t say that no one cares, but no one listens to the people who do. Some of the greatest minds of our time have been pointing and saying “This needs to be fixed.”, but everyone just shrugs and thinks that those people are radicals, and they go back to doing whatever they were told to do, by their friends, boss, parents, the media, etc…

I’m sure it does have a nice ride. Hopefully it tosses your salad on the way home as well.

No one wants to listen to the people who say that things need to change. They like how things are going. They like to have such a huge debt load that they feel like hanging themselves when a stack of bills comes in all at once. It’s alright, because in three years the Range Rover will be paid for and then they’ll have an extra $1100 a month, so they should be okay. Well, as long as no one loses their job, the now un-warrantied Range Rover doesn’t break down, or some other hardship befalls them. Then they’re screwed.

Well, I wonder if anyone is paying attention now? George Carlin doesn’t look like such a troublemaker anymore, does he? Frank Zappa’s insane ramblings are maybe not as crazy as you once thought. Most people have been prioritizing things all of their life, but where do you even start nowadays? Continue reading

Nov 27

Oh, Sweet Satan

That’s apparently what Jay-Z, MTV, and every Freemason in the world is saying. Seriously. They are all a satan worshipping cult according to Christopher Hudson, aka TheForeRunner777.

When I decided to do a blog post on that fucking puke kid from Two and a Half Men, I honestly wasn’t expecting to reach a level of crazy that far surpassed Charlie Sheen, but here we are.

So, Angus T. Jones went on record saying that people shouldn’t watch Two and a Half Men because it’s “filth”, and Kathy tweeted the link or something on the Twitter. I was curious, because she had worded it so well, so I went and checked out the videos. They are long and dull, so if you don’t want to torture yourself, glance at the above article for thirty seconds. You’ll figure it all out. Continue reading

Nov 21

Frick

This is one of those stories that I was reminded of tonight by a friend. It takes place in various spots in Northern BC and it involves one of the nicest, most naive men I’ve ever known. His name is Frick, because the motherfricker said it so often. Seriously. The only time he would actually swear, was when he was quoting what someone else had said. The funny thing was that working in the oilfield gave him lots of opportunity to cuss his face off, while never having to actually swear. The first time I was ever in a vehicle with him was really weird. He drove extremely fast on really bad roads, all the while telling me stories with lots of swearing in quotations. I’ll try to demonstrate with Frick in quotation marks and the original quote in italics. Keep in mind that there are quotes inside of quotes, and the entire thing is a quote from Frick Continue reading

Sep 10

I’m sorry, Catholics…

…but you gone done it again.

One of your own has said that priests are often seduced by the youngsters, and proposed that Jerry Sandusky was a “poor guy”, and that perhaps the children didn’t think of it as a crime, because no one said anything for all of those years.

photo from Religion News Service

Yes folks, Father Benedict Groeschel, who is the founder of the Office for Spiritual Development for the Catholic Archdiocese of New York, gave an interview with the National Catholic Register last week. In the interview he said that some pedophilia victims were looking for a father figure and could be responsible for them getting into an inappropriate relationship with a priest or coach, or some other authority figure.

SAY WHAT?

Oh yeah, these were his words:

“People have this picture in their minds of a person planning to — a psychopath. But that’s not the case,” Groeschel explained. “Suppose you have a man having a nervous breakdown, and a youngster comes after him. A lot of the cases, the youngster — 14, 16, 18 — is the seducer.” Continue reading

Aug 23

Therapy Thursday

Dear TT: How do you tell someone nicely that they are being a whiny ass? I really couldn’t give a shit if this person remains in my life, but because of mutual friends, that they are family with, I feel like I need to keep the peace. However, for this to happen, I would like to address the fact that they are a huge douchecanoe, and hopefully help them become tolerable.
Sincerely, 
Not perfect – But close!

Dear Not Perfect: I would just let them have it. They really do need to know. It’s better if you can push them down on the ground first, just for intimidation sake. You then stand over them and kick them while you yell completely insane shit that no one else can understand. It can’t make any sense at all, kind of like religion, and then when you feel redeemed and that they have taken enough abuse, you pretend to snap out of it and come to your senses. You say that the Lord just came into your heart,and told you to quit hurting that person. You then reach down to help them up and whisper to them “If you ever whine again, I will cut your fucking heart out and eat it.” Continue reading