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Can you believe that someone would stoop so low as to kidnap such a beautiful trophy from such a wonderful team? I think that someone should contact the authorities about this. Not me, just because I don’t need to attract any more attention to myself, but someone sure should. These brazen bastards mustn’t get away with this sort of thing.
They even had the balls to post photos that we are still trying to understand. We know that J-Roc…
…is the mastermind, but we don’t know how many minions and lackies she has in her web of treachery. This is the first hostage photo that was received. We think that it is a threat to push our trophy off the ledge. Who would do such a thing?
The next day we received another photo, that is even more disturbing than the first.
I’m sorry that I had to be a Debbie Downer today, because I know I promised you the rest of the photos from the dance, and they’re coming, I just needed to get this out there. We need to let these bastards know that we don’t deal with emotional terrorists. If there is anyone that can help us get E back, please contact me or any of the other Cats. We aren’t offering a reward, but we will get you drunk, and you will receive a free season pass to next year’s games at the Castleton Sports Fields.
Alright, now we can get back to business.
Well, there you have it folks, another ball season down the chute. Next up, Halloween party at Gadget and Penny’s. Remember last year?
Granny will your dog bite? No, child, no,