My Very First Anniversary – A Year In Review

This is a loving post to my darling wife. If you ain’t into that; take a hike. If you are; read on.

Today is our anniversary, and I was lucky enough to get Breasts McGee Photography to take some photos of me with the different ranges of emotion that I have felt since we were wed on that glorious June night, one year ago today.

First off, I will show you how I’ve generally felt with you by my side.

I think I got my mother's eyes.

I think I got my mother’s eyes.

Except for when I was depressed. I felt like that on the inside, but probably looked like this.

I'm guessing at this. I don't think I looked in a mirror for ten months.

I’m guessing at this. I don’t think I looked in a mirror for ten months.

When it was date night, I sort of got like this.

Usually. If one of us (you) wasn't working.

Usually. If one of us (you) wasn’t working.

And then there was mid date night.

Probably fairly accurate. You can check here to see.

Probably fairly accurate. You can check here to see for yourself.

And finally after date night.

I just love it when a plan comes together.

I just love it when a plan comes together.

Sometimes we argue and I feel like this.

Because I'm always right*, and I know it gets on your nerves.

Because I’m always right*, and I know it gets on your nerves.

* Subject to interpretation

Other times we make jokes about the size of each other’s manhood*, and I feel like this.

*This might be one-sided

*This might be one-sided

There are other times that my scenarios contain people who are trying to kill you… or worse, and this is how I feel when that happens.

There's a good chance that if it finished out I would have killed the bastards.

There’s a good chance that if it finished out I would have killed the bastards.

Or maybe you have told me a dirty joke.

Oh how you make me laugh.

Oh how you make me laugh.

But sometimes they are just too corny.

Ok

Okay, now you’re just acting silly.

And this is how I feel when you are acting silly, because I can’t hold the stern look for too long.

I do love your corny jokes.

I do love your corny jokes.

Sometimes when I’m drunk, I get like this.

Totally not true, but I see the kids doing it on Facebook, so it must be socially acceptable.

Totally not true, but I see the kids doing it on Facebook, so it must be socially acceptable now.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling sexy, I do this.

Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?

I probably shouldn’t put this much sexy into one photo. It could break the internet.

But the times you are getting frisky, I’m like this.

"Oh. you little minx."

“Oh. you little minx.”

Remember the times we went to Capers on date nights? This is how I felt when I found out.

"Yayyyyy. I get to have prime rib and Greek salad."

“Yayyyyy. I get to have prime rib and Greek salad.”

This is what I’m like, when I’m getting ready to headbutt anything that hurts you.

Impressive, no?

Impressive, no?

And this is just before impact.

I probably shouldn't use the side of my head, but I'm not much of a fighter. Anymore.

I probably shouldn’t use the side of my head, but I’m not much of a fighter. Anymore.

All dramatic kidding aside, I think that you can tell by the way that I look at you that you are my world. I feel that my love has grown for you over the past few years, but since we said those vows in front of our family and friends a year ago, I think the compound interest has kicked in.

You make everything better and I want you to know it. My life feels like bliss on crack, and I think Rob Ford will confirm that crack ramps everything up exponentially.

No, I’m not calling you fat.

I love you with every beat of my bursting heart,

Chris

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13 thoughts on “My Very First Anniversary – A Year In Review

  1. Nice Birdman. I don’t know what Mrs. B did to deserve you, but it must’ve been a duessy! Lucky for you she seems to enjoy looking after you. All kidding aside, congratulations to you both! You were meant for one another!

  2. I’ve never seem Mrs. Bird so content in all the years I’ve known her and that’s a good thing! Happy Anniversary xoxo

  3. I love seeing the smile on your face. After knowing for how ever many years, it makes me happy to see you happy. I remember the first time you told me about Mrs.Bird. You glowed. Just like you do now.

    I love you Birdman and Mrs.Birdman. Thank you for letting be part of your awesome day.

    I wish you many more years together.

  4. Happy, happy anniversary!!!! I hope you and Mrs. Birdman have many more years together – each one even better than the one before. A wise man once said to me “I love love” and I completely agree with that Guru of Words.

      • I was going to say, if that Smart Guy wanted titties pics from me he was going to be sorely disappointed. I must’ve been absent the day in school when we learned how to grow those (I’ve tried rubbing fertilizer on them, but it ain’t working). Sigh. Not that Jason has man titties either, mind you.

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