Feb 05

Birdman’s Biblical Translations – Genesis 1

Chapter 1

God creates this earth and its heaven and all forms of life in six days—The creative acts of each day are described—God creates man, both male and female, in his own image—Man is given dominion over all things and is commanded to multiply and fill the earth.

 

Seriously, this is what he saw. Of course it's the beginning of the earth.

 1 In the abeginning bGod ccreated the dheaven and the eearth.

 2 And the earth was without aform, and void; and bdarkness was upon the face of the deep. And the cSpirit of God dmoved upon the face of the waters.

 3 And Go

asaid, Let there be blight: and there was light.

 4 And God saw the light, that it was agood: and God divided the light from the darkness.

 5 And God called the light aDay, and the bdarkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the cfirst dday.

 6 ¶And God said, Let there be a afirmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

 7 And God made the firmament, and divided the awaters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. Continue reading

Sep 27

Hmmmmm, What To Blog About Now?

I’m revamping this old post for Dude Write 7 Deadly Sins. You should check it out. I figured that I have tons of sin in my blog already, but this was my first post that dealt with religion, and my contempt for it. Basically I’m stirring the pot, and I’m sure that there’s some sort of sin here with the small bit of gayness that will qualify me.

What the hell people? I’m running out of topics, and the four of you that read this aren’t much help. I guess I’ll start by saying that I don’t believe in God. I generally capitalize it out of respect for those of you that do. I’m not saying God doesn’t exist, I just have a hard time buying into it. It’s not just God, because I don’t believe in any other deity either. I do believe in people and humanity though, and I try to follow the ten commandments as much as possible.(Well, five to ten anyhow.)

On the other hand, I don’t care what you believe in, as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody. You can have faith that Rumplestiltskin is the creator of the universe if it makes you feel happy. I know he wouldn’t be my first choice, what with all the hoarding babies and all.

That’s Jesus

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