Apr 27

Fifty shades of naughty

Please welcome our newest guest blogger, Miss Apprehensive.  She’s a friend, and a blogger, and I know you’ll leave her some love because she’s as emotionally crippled as I am and your comments are the only thing that will keep her going.  That, and her husband, kids, and assorted pets.

Birdman

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I am a married woman, in her thirties, with more than a couple of stretch marks.  In my life, I wear many hats.  I am a wife, a mommy, an employee, a chauffeur, a laundress, a chamber maid, a chef, an accountant, a personal shopper and occasionally a referee.  I’m also a somewhat successful blogger with a fairly loyal following.   Having so many jobs sometimes makes me forget about one of my favorite jobs, which is being a woman.

I am the kind of gal who can bring home the bacon AND fry it up in the pan, but sometimes, I just don’t want to.  I don’t have the bloody energy any more.  Sometimes I just want to lay in beautiful repose, in my 500 thread-count, Egyptian cotton sheets (an impulse buy for sure, but SOOO worth it) and be entertained by my handsome hubby. Continue reading